Self-identifying group of single men who confuse insecurity and clinginess with romance and desirability and who often can be heard asking, "Why do women only want to date jerks?" See also Nerds.
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A bunch of white-shoed geeks singing under such cringe-inducing puns as Noteworthy, Vocal Point, and Compulsive Lyres. See also Music.
A term I coined to describe the female equivalent of "douchebag". These are the young drama queens who usually work in the PR or fashion industries, live their lives trying to emulate their favorite TV shows, and can frequently be heard exclaiming "Oh my God!" to their 9 "BFFs." Typically travel in large groups, all dress the same, and were heavily into their sororities in college.