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Stephen Charles Balboni was a Major League Baseball player with the New York Yankees, Seattle Mariners, and Kansas City Royals. He was a player with tremendous home run power and a tendency to strike out frequently. He was nicknamed "Bye Bye" because of his home run power. He also occasionally went by the nickname "Bones"a play on words due to his substantial girth.
Otherwise known as the people who ruin board games. See also Nerds.
Seriously guys...her name is Penelope.