Seriously guys...her name is Penelope.
There's GOLD in them thar hills!
I don't know, I just think anytime someone mentions this small, old lady it's pretty funny. See also Television.
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Wife of former president Lyndon B Johnson.
Former professional basketball player nicknamed "Dinner Bell Mel". Turpin was chosen before John Stockton in the 1984 NBA draft that also included Hakeem Olajuwon, Michael Jordan, and Charles Barkley. See also Basketball, Names, Sports.
Creator of Eggs Benedict and Waldorf Salad, though never trained as a chef. Also known as "Oscar of the Waldorf", he was maitre d'hotel of Delmonico's restaurant and the Waldorf-Astoria. See also Pioneers.