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Funny People

141. Melvin Turpin

Former professional basketball player nicknamed "Dinner Bell Mel". Turpin was chosen before John Stockton in the 1984 NBA draft that also included Hakeem Olajuwon, Michael Jordan, and Charles Barkley. See also Basketball, Names, Sports.

Added by Dave on December 27, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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142. Oscar Tschirky

Creator of Eggs Benedict and Waldorf Salad, though never trained as a chef. Also known as "Oscar of the Waldorf", he was maitre d'hotel of Delmonico's restaurant and the Waldorf-Astoria. See also Pioneers.

Added by Dave on December 23, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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143. C.H.U.D.

From the 1984 movie of the same name, a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. See also 80's, Horror.

Added by Tyler on December 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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144. Hillbillies

Hillbillies, as you may know, often drink from jugs marked XXX. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on December 4, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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145. Teenagers Who Wear Shorts All Winter

Added by a Guest on November 24, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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146. Rocky Aoki

Benihana founder also known for an affected Jheri curl, posing for photos in the hot tub of his stretch Rolls Royce, founding a porn magazine, winning a national backgammon championship, racing cross-country in a stretch VW Bug, and being the first person to cross the Pacific in a hot air balloon. He was also given a wrestling scholarship, but lost it for breaking opponents' noses and legs.

Added by Frank on November 20, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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147. Boss Hogg

See also Fictional, Television.

Added by Ryan on November 11, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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148. Barefoot Kickers

See also Football.

Added by Tyler on October 16, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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149. Sasquatch

See also Animals, Made Up.

Added by Maya on September 19, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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150. Colicky Baby

I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.

Added by Anthony on September 4, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |