Smaller in stature than your standard bandits.
The shady guy in a group who can walk into a liquor store with no money, and walk out 15 seconds later with enough alcohol to sterilize Lake Michigan.
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Can be used in a variety of linguistic combinations: 'no-mate-nigel' (a geeky kid with no friends), 'nippy-nigel' (the hyper, weird boy in all of your science classes who asks for extra homework and rides a bike everywhere), 'nigel' (standalone term for any variety of geek. The rule of pop-probability states that in any given computer retail store there will be at least one manager named Nigel), 'nigelfest' (a gathering of geeks. Geekage en mass, if you will.) See also Nerds.
Older women who like dating much younger men. I'm available ladies!
It's not just the name. With story lines involving alcoholism, winless football teams, murder, breast cancer, and land mines, Funky Winkerbean is easily one of the most confusing comics strips of all time. See also Comics, Fictional.