Entries Tagged “Marriage”

Funny Foods

1. Wedding Soup

The real reason people get married. See also Marriage.

Added by ssjwesker on May 19, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

Added by Kenz7 on April 23, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Why Did Ronald McDonald's Wife Leave Him

The marriage was bad. See also Clowns, Marriage.

Added by PYRo358 on October 10, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

4. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Epithalamions

Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage, Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

8. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

Added by yayagoddess on October 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

9. Mangagement Rings

When proposing to a man is not emasculating enough, really cut his balls off by getting down on one knee and presenting him with a men's engagement ring. See also Jewelry, Marriage, Portmanteau.

Added by Anthony on July 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

10. Cousiance

Pronounced "cuz-e-on-say", what someone is called when they are engaged to their first cousin. See also Family, Marriage.

Added by lmom82 on July 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |