Entries Tagged “Marriage”

Funny Euphemisms

1. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

Added by yayagoddess on October 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

3. Mangagement Rings

When proposing to a man is not emasculating enough, really cut his balls off by getting down on one knee and presenting him with a men's engagement ring. See also Jewelry, Marriage, Portmanteau.

Added by Anthony on July 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

4. Cousiance

Pronounced "cuz-e-on-say", what someone is called when they are engaged to their first cousin. See also Family, Marriage.

Added by lmom82 on July 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. Hintsult

A cross between a hint and and insult. Usually delivered by a dissatisfied significant other, e.g. "Well, honey, maybe if you watched more of my 'chick flicks' you'd get some ideas as to what I want from a man." See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

6. Divorcee

33% sexier than a regular divorced woman. See also Marriage.

Added by Anthony on March 30, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Honeymooning in National Parks

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2006| Comment | You Like This |