Women-Only Gyms

E.g. Curves and Lucille Roberts.

Funny Places | May 11, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Exercise, Feminism, Women

Trout Pout

Phrase to describe the plastically inflated kissers of celebrities, most famously worn by Meg Ryan.

Funny Phrases | March 19, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Plastic Surgery, Women

Doyenne

A woman who is the eldest or senior member of a group.

Funny People | December 4, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Women

Nermals

A term describing girls who are irritatingly cutesy and sexually neutral. Based on the character from Garfield of the same name.

Funny People | December 3, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Cartoons, Women

Strumpet

Funny Insults | November 28, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Women

Vajayjay

What Oprah Winfrey has lately taken to calling her hoo-ha.

Funny Euphemisms | November 2, 2007 | 3 Comments | Tagged Television, Women

Blamps

This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps. I came up with this word about 28 days ago...

Funny Words | June 12, 2007 | 3 Comments | Tagged Women

Trollop

A strumpet's cousin.

Funny Insults | April 16, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Women

Putting My Face On

Euphemism for applying makeup.

Funny Euphemisms | February 18, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Women