Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Sayings

1. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

2. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

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Added by a Guest on June 3, 2014| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

4. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on March 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

6. Donut Seeds

Also known as Cheerios. See also Breakfast.

Added by Ryan on August 11, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

7. See-Through Toasters

Never burn your toast again. See also Breakfast, Kitchen.

Added by wonker on October 25, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. Moonstruck

A grilled slice of toast with a hole in the middle, in which a sunny side up egg is inserted, cooked with butter and served golden, crunchy and delicious. See also Bread, Breakfast.

Added by deltatango on November 12, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Only Eating the Marshmallows out of the Cereal Box

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Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Bangers and Mash

Thought of as an example of pub grub, it is an English/Irish dish made of mashed potatoes and sausages. Must be ordered using your best accent. See also Breakfast, British.

Added by Jeff on August 5, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |