Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake

AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.

Added by R4nd0mG1rl on November 14, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

3. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's full name. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 11, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Trying to Finish a Bowl of Cereal While Driving to Work

Allows you to sleep for an extra 10 minutes. See also Breakfast, Dangerous, Office.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

7. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

8. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2014| 25 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on March 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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