Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Advice

1. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

Added by moonsong23 on August 6, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

2. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's full name. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 11, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Trying to Finish a Bowl of Cereal While Driving to Work

Allows you to sleep for an extra 10 minutes. See also Breakfast, Dangerous, Office.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

6. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2014| 22 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on March 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Donut Seeds

Also known as Cheerios. See also Breakfast.

Added by Ryan on August 11, 2013| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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