Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Names

1. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's full name. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 11, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Trying to Finish a Bowl of Cereal While Driving to Work

Allows you to sleep for an extra 10 minutes. See also Breakfast, Dangerous, Office.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

4. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

5. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2014| 18 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

7. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on March 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Donut Seeds

Also known as Cheerios. See also Breakfast.

Added by Ryan on August 11, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

10. See-Through Toasters Shop

Never burn your toast again. See also Breakfast, Kitchen.

Added by wonker on October 25, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |