Entries Tagged “Breakfast”

Funny Quotes

1. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on March 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

4. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Donut Seeds

Also known as Cheerios. See also Breakfast.

Added by Ryan on August 11, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. See-Through Toasters

Never burn your toast again. See also Breakfast, Kitchen.

Added by wonker on October 25, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

7. Moonstruck

A grilled slice of toast with a hole in the middle, in which a sunny side up egg is inserted, cooked with butter and served golden, crunchy and delicious. See also Bread, Breakfast.

Added by deltatango on November 12, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Only Eating the Marshmallows out of the Cereal Box

See also Breakfast.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Bangers and Mash

Thought of as an example of pub grub, it is an English/Irish dish made of mashed potatoes and sausages. Must be ordered using your best accent. See also Breakfast, British.

Added by Jeff on August 5, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity

IHOP's two eggs, two pieces of bacon, two sausage links, and two buttermilk pancakes topped with fruit and whipped cream. Sounds delicious, but is way too embarrassing to order. See also Breakfast.

Added by Jeff on August 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |