Keeping vegetarians and turkeys happy on Thanksgiving every year! See also Vegetarian.
Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.
Vegetarians who uhhh...eat meat. “I find that nobody ever gives me a hard time when I say I usually eat vegetarian. But I really like sausage.” Shhh! See also Noncommittal, Vegetarian.