Keeping vegetarians and turkeys happy on Thanksgiving every year! See also Vegetarian.
Added by Amanda on November 20, 2009| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike
Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.
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Vegetarians who uhhh...eat meat. “I find that nobody ever gives me a hard time when I say I usually eat vegetarian. But I really like sausage.” Shhh! See also Noncommittal, Vegetarian.
Added by Frank on May 21, 2008| 1 Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike
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