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Funny Euphemisms

1. Pulling an Obama

Making a bad desicion in public See also Presidents.

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Funny Names

2. Phil Mahcavity

If you know what I mean

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Funny Names

3. Adolphin Hitler

Leader of the famous aquatic society; the 3rd Reich

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Funny Things to Do

4. Making Your Voice Mail "Hello, Yeah, Yeah, yeah..."

Always a funny thing to do. Especially making the end "Hah! I got you, leave a message" See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Making Change in a Vending Machine

It actually works!

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Funny Things to Do

6. Paying for Something in Pennies

Damn it! I lost count again! See also Unnnecessary.

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Funny Foods

8. Rapeseed

Yes, it exists! Check the back of a Smucker's Uncrustable Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwhich. Or google it. Rapeseed comes from the Rape plant. It's a pretty yellow flower See also Ingredients.

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Funny Books

9. The Huge Merriam-Webster Dictionary.

Always a joy to find at your local library then watch the look on the librarian's face See also Unnecessary.

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Funny People

10. Dick Cheney

I bet I know why he's really mean See also Profanity.

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