Entries Tagged “Crime”

Funny Words

1. Usurp

To steal or misappropriate. See also Crime.

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Funny Things to Do

2. Liberating Things

I'm not stealing it, I'm liberating it! See also Crime.

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Funny Books

3. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop

A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.

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Funny Products

4. Style Screamers

Look stylish while carrying a defense mechanism. Pull the tassel to emit a scream that's as loud as 130 decibels. See also Crime, Weapons.

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Funny People

5. Bunko Artist

A con man. See also Crime.

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Funny Words

6. Calaboose

Slang for a small prison. See also Crime.

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Funny T-Shirts

7. Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap Shop

Saw it on my mate's t-shirt. Yeah, he was a big guy. :) See also Crime, Obesity.

Added by Inle on June 2, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse

Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.

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Funny Words

9. Absquatulate

1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

10. Patches

Beware of Patches bearing perfume. See also Crime, Women.

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