Entries Tagged “Crime”

Funny People

1. Bunko Artist

A con man. See also Crime.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

2. Calaboose

Slang for a small prison. See also Crime.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

3. Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap

Saw it on my mate's t-shirt. Yeah, he was a bug guy. :) See also Crime, Obesity.

Added by Inle on June 2, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse

Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

5. Absquatulate

1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

6. Patches

Beware of Patches bearing perfume. See also Crime, Women.

Added by Tyler on July 11, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

7. Hired Goons

See also Crime.

Added by Frank on May 7, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Baking a File Into a Cake

Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on March 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

9. The Poky

Alternative to the clink or hoosegow. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Anthony on February 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

10. Debtors' Prison

See also Crime, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on January 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |