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Scofflaw
One who habitually violates the law.
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Pickpocket
There's a burglar in my pants!
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The Clink
Where the Police Cops take burglars after being arrested for the smash-and-grab.
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The Smoke Cloak
"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab.
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Smash-and-Grab
A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars.
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Burglar
You've just been burgled.