Excitable pitchman for the ShamWow! towels and the Slap Chop food chopper and a former Scientologist. See also Commercials.
Shouting pitchman for OxiClean, Orange Glo, Engrave It, Mighty Mend-It, Mighty Putty, Hercules Hook, AwesomeAuger, Steam Buddy, Big City Slider Station, The Ding King, and other products. See also Beards, Commercials, Television.
Usually seen chomping on a cigar, yelling at underlings to move, or muttering, "Why wasn't I informed of this?" See also Movies.
Used to show up at most major televised sporting events. Very noticeable. See also Sports.
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Even better when people skip around said human maypole.