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Rene Angelil
Manager and much older husband of famous Canadian singing goose Céline Dion.
Nice Guys™
Self-identifying group of single men who confuse insecurity and clinginess with romance and desirability and who often can be heard asking, "Why do women only want to date jerks?"
Bob Ross
Joy of Painting host from 1983 to 1995.
Peabo Bryson
Disney-movie duettist and soft-rock ballader who teamed with Céline Dion, Regina Belle, Kenny G, and others.
The Noid
Avoid the Noid for he ruins pizza unless your pizza is a Domino's pizza in which case it is the Noid and not your pizza that will be on the wrong end of the ruin.
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"Oh-My-God" Girls
A term I coined to describe the female equivalent of "douchebag". These are the young drama queens who usually work in the PR or fashion industries, live their lives trying to emulate their favorite TV shows, and can frequently be heard exclaiming "Oh my God!" to their 9 "BFFs." Typically travel in large groups, all dress the same, and were heavily into their sororities in college.
Whirling Dervish
This dude.
Banditos
Smaller in stature than your standard bandits.