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31. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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32. People Who Look Like Harry Potter Characters

Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.

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33. Really Tall People in VW Bugs

Added by CaptainKrill on March 13, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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34. Fun Dad

Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.

There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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35. Sliders

Sliders, i.e. street light interferers, are people that turn street lights on or off unconsciously just by walking or driving by them. Funny but true, look it up and get back to me.

Added by succafree30 on February 3, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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36. German People Yelling

HOOTEN DER HEIVEN SHLIEVEN SCHLAFIN! NEIN! See also German.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 31, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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37. Thomas Crapper

While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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38. Kids on Leashes

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39. Krampus, Santa's Sinister Sidekick

In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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40. NEDs

Scottish acronym for non-educated delinquent. Usually found in sportswear, but they're lazy bastards that don't have jobs and don't do sports in their sportswear. See also Scottish.

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