Back in the late 90's, Maxim told all us young men were supposed to care about Fairuza Balk. (Dominque Swan too.) What happened? See also Celebrities.
Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.
Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny person?
Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.
There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.
Sliders, i.e. street light interferers, are people that turn street lights on or off unconsciously just by walking or driving by them. Funny but true, look it up and get back to me.
While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcockan important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.