The all-too-regular practice of fugly men wearing shirts and nothing else at Burning Man. See also Clothes, Nudity.
As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great. See also Children, Clothes, Shoes.
Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.
I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.
In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.