Entries Tagged “Clothes”

Funny Words

1. Britches

I laughed so hard I almost sh*t my britches. See also Clothes.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2009| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Shirt-Cocking

The all-too-regular practice of fugly men wearing shirts and nothing else at Burning Man. See also Clothes, Nudity.

Added by a Guest on June 18, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

3. Two Fried Eggs

Classy. See also Clothes.

Added by Tim on May 10, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

4. Sneakers With Wheels

As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great. See also Children, Clothes, Shoes.

Added by Tim on February 6, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

5. Pants

See also Clothes.

Added by Maude on January 1, 2008| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

6. Women's Bra

Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on December 30, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. T-Shirt Cannons

Up here! Up here! Up here! See also Clothes, Sports.

Added by Brian on December 29, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

See also Clothes.

Added by Brian on November 25, 2007| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else

I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |