No.
1.
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Sneakers With Wheels
As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great.
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4.
Women's Bra
Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem.
5.
T-Shirt Cannons
Up here! Up here! Up here!
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7.
Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else
I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style".
8.
Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn
In other words, your fly is undone.
9.
Tuque
A French-Canadian word for a knit hat or beenie.
10.
Smart Casual
In other words, look good, but not too good.