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Door-to-Door Salesman
"Hey, uhh, wanna buy an anvil?"
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"Uhhh, would you care to try our newly anhance women's bra?" " It is proved t obe very soft. Which makes it very c-o-m-f-o-r-t-a-b-l-e, if you know what i mean."
annonymous middle schooler | November 1, 2007
hahahaa...."women's bra"
Godzilla in a Top Hat | November 9, 2007
Salesman: Hello, I am a vacuum salesman. Woman: Thats nice, but i really dont want a vacuum Salesman: That is no matter, you will be really impressed with the new suckomatic 3000 *pushes way inside* woman: Uh, No thankyou Salesman: Just to prove how good this vacuum is, i will put things on your carpet and anything the vacuum dosent clean up i will personally eat Woman: Uh, no i really dont want a vacuum.,. Salesman: Dont worry, after this demonstration, you will buy one for sure! Woman: But i... Salesman: Here I go! *Empties bags of sawdust, dog poo and icecream onto the carpet* Woman: I dont want a Vacuum! Salesman: Dont worry, this vacuum will pick up anything! even the icecream and dog poo, *smushes the stuff into carpet with his shoe* Woman: Its not the vacuum im worried about! Salesman: What is it then? Woman: We dont have the power on yet
An anonomous salesman | January 6, 2008