"Hey, uhh, wanna buy an anvil?"
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"Uhhh, would you care to try our newly anhance women's bra?" " It is proved t obe very soft. Which makes it very c-o-m-f-o-r-t-a-b-l-e, if you know what i mean."
annonymous middle schooler on November 1, 2007
Godzilla in a Top Hat on November 9, 2007
Salesman: Hello, I am a vacuum salesman.
Woman: Thats nice, but i really dont want a vacuum
Salesman: That is no matter, you will be really impressed with the new suckomatic 3000 *pushes way inside*
woman: Uh, No thankyou
Salesman: Just to prove how good this vacuum is, i will put things on your carpet and anything the vacuum dosent clean up i will personally eat
Woman: Uh, no i really dont want a vacuum.,.
Salesman: Dont worry, after this demonstration, you will buy one for sure!
Woman: But i...
Salesman: Here I go! *Empties bags of sawdust, dog poo and icecream onto the carpet*
Woman: I dont want a Vacuum!
Salesman: Dont worry, this vacuum will pick up anything! even the icecream and dog poo, *smushes the stuff into carpet with his shoe*
Woman: Its not the vacuum im worried about!
Salesman: What is it then?
Woman: We dont have the power on yet
An anonomous salesman on January 6, 2008
the one above me is hilarious!
kimbo,. on August 20, 2008
that totally happened to me hahah
marie sanchez on April 16, 2009
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