Because nothing is sexier than turn-of-the-century gender-bending. See also Old-Timey.
Somehow even the celebrity endorsements of Michael Jackson (here, here, and here), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Belinda Carlisle couldn't sell these bedazzled shoes to Middle America. See also 80's.
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Brand of pants in the early 90's that featured an inordinate amount of pleats and buckles and a white "Z. Cavaricci" tag on the fly. Think Vanilla Ice or these dudes. See also 90's.
French for "pinch nose," pince-nez are the earpieceless eyeglasses popularized by Theodore Roosevelt. See also Old-Timey.