Funny Clothes

Funny Clothes

61. Mortarboards

A nonsensical name for a nonsensical hat. See also College.

Added by Ryan on October 18, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

62. Cowboy Boots and Your Football Uniform

Worn in small towns all over Utah, Nevada, Idaho, and Wyoming, but only after practice. Don't forget your cowboy hat.

Added by grouchyteacher on October 14, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

63. Jean Jacket and Jean Shorts

A great outfit for the first days of spring. (It still gets cold at night, you know.) See also Denim.

Added by Brian on September 10, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

64. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes

Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.

Added by Tim on August 31, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

65. Cagoule

A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny item of clothing.

Funny Clothes

66. Top Hats

Worn by Vaudeville tap dancers and overzealous kids at prom. See also Old-Timey, Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

67. Abstinence Sweatpants

Now on sale at K-Mart. See also Sex, Teenagers.

Added by Ryan on June 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

68. International Male

Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise." Oh yeah? What country are these guys from? Canada?

Added by Brian on June 10, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

69. Transitions Eyeglasses

They're trying to make these sexy, but I'm not buying it.

Added by Brian on May 18, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

70. Teddies

Lingerie that combines a camisole and panties, and is therefore also known as a camiknicker. See also 80's, Lingerie.

Added by Anthony on April 26, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |