Funny Clothes

Funny Clothes

51. Fanny Pack

A small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn at the waist by a strap around the hips. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early- to mid-1990s. Today, however, fanny packs are considered unfashionable by most people. Many consider the fanny pack a sure mark for an out-of-place tourist, invoking the traditional tourist stereotypes known around the world. See also Tourists.

Added by Jeff on July 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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52. Genera Hypercolor Shirts

A shirt that changes color with changes in body heat. While this would seem a good reason for the overweight and overly-sweaty to avoid wearing them, these were precisely the only individuals who did so at my high school. See also 80's.

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53. Dreamcatcher Earrings

Dual purpose earrings that both apprehend a series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep and keep their wearer looking classy! See also Indian, Jewelry.

Added by Jeff on July 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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54. Jean Shorts

An in-your-face rebuke to all the haters who said that denim was only meant for pants. See also Denim.

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55. Mandana

Not to be confused with a hairdana, a bandana worn by a man. Like this guy. See also Portmanteau.

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56. Beaver Fur Coats

Just add a pennant and a box of popcorn and your ensemble for the big game is complete. See also 20's, Football, Old-Timey.

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57. Giant Clown Sunglasses

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58. The Slim Suit

Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.

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59. Sleeveless T-Shirts

Especially when worn by the morbidly obese. See also Obesity.

Added by Tim on February 9, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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60. Blankets with Sleeves

Whether it be the original Slanket or the knockoff Snuggie. Me? I still prefer the Slumber Sack. See also Middle Age.

Added by Anthony on December 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |