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51. Seashell Bras Shop

An alternative to coconut bras preferred by mermaids. See also Lingerie.

Added by Ryan on October 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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52. David Wright's Oversize Helmet

That's one big helmet. See also Baseball, Sports.

Added by Ryan on September 7, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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53. Assless Chaps

Popular in fetish fashion and the leather subculture, where they often are tightly fitted and worn without jeans or other garments layered beneath them other than a codpiece. They can be made of leather, patent leather, or vinyl and are worn for decoration serving no protective purpose. See also Sex.

Added by Jeff on August 26, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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54. Members Only Jacket Shop

Popular jacket in the 1980's first introduced in 1981 and manufactured in a wide variety of colors. Their advertising tag line was "When you put it on, something happens." The jackets had a tendency to lure the ladies by suggesting the owner had a membership into an exclusive club. See also 80's.

Added by Jeff on August 3, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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55. Piano Tie Shop

Whether you're a smooth talkin' cop who's working the vice squad in Miami, or a happenin' hipster who likes to rock the raddest styles, this totally trendy tie is a funky fresh way to jazz up your look! See also 80's.

Added by Jeff on July 28, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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56. Fanny Pack Shop

A small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn at the waist by a strap around the hips. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early- to mid-1990s. Today, however, fanny packs are considered unfashionable by most people. Many consider the fanny pack a sure mark for an out-of-place tourist, invoking the traditional tourist stereotypes known around the world. See also Tourists.

Added by Jeff on July 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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57. Genera Hypercolor Shirts Shop

A shirt that changes color with changes in body heat. While this would seem a good reason for the overweight and overly-sweaty to avoid wearing them, these were precisely the only individuals who did so at my high school. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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58. Dreamcatcher Earrings Shop

Dual purpose earrings that both apprehend a series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep and keep their wearer looking classy! See also Indian, Jewelry.

Added by Jeff on July 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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59. Jean Shorts Shop

An in-your-face rebuke to all the haters who said that denim was only meant for pants. See also Denim.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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60. Mandana

Not to be confused with a hairdana, a bandana worn by a man. Like this guy. See also Portmanteau.

Added by Brian on June 1, 2009| Comment | You Like This |