A fool or jerk.
Possibly the best combination of insults everyou figure it out. See also Profanity.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny insult?
A dull, stupid person. A blockhead.
Someone who is weak or fainthearted.
I know it's not terribly original, but it's still fun to call someone a dick.
An obese woman bigger than a buffalo and uglier than a gorilla.
A better alternative to fairy.