Funny Insults

71. You Look Like the Type of Person That Calls a Book a “Page-turner”

You nerd. See also Books.

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72. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There

See also Monsters.

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73. I Hope You Get a 30-second, Unskippable Ad

See also Internet.

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74. Wisdom Has Always Been Chasing You, but You Have Always Been Faster

See also Wisdom.

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75. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

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76. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

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77. I Hope You Run out of Spoons, and All You Have to Eat is Soup

See also Soup.

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78. You’re the Kind of Person to Trip on a Potato

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79. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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80. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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