Entries Tagged “Drunk”

Funny Things to Do

2. Punching a Police Horse in the Face

See also Drunk.

Added by Anthony on July 27, 2013| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. The Heel Dragger

When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on February 15, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up

Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on November 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

6. Strong Island Ice Tea

A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Ryan on March 1, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

8. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drinks, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Frank on September 7, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. French Exit

When you quietly leave a bar without telling your friends. See also Drunk.

Added by Chris on August 10, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |