What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
When you quietly leave a bar without telling your friends. See also Drunk.
It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small. See also Drunk.