Funny Stuff Tagged "Drunk"

 
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Try to Keep it Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway.

Funny Advice | September 23, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol, Drunk

 
 
 
 
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"Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot.

Funny Quotes | September 19, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol, Drinks, Drunk

 
 
 
 
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Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit.

Funny Things to Do | September 7, 2006 | 3 Comments | Tagged Alcohol, Drunk

 
 
 
 
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French Exit

When you quietly leave a bar without telling your friends.

Funny Things to Do | August 10, 2006 | 2 Comments | Tagged Drunk

 
 
 
 
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Puking into a Beer Bottle

It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small.

Funny Things to Do | March 26, 2006 | 3 Comments | Tagged Drunk