No.
1.
Try to Keep it Between the Ditches
Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway.
2.
"Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."
A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot.
3.
Pregaming by Yourself
This often results in a French Exit.
4.
French Exit
When you quietly leave a bar without telling your friends.
5.
6.
Puking into a Beer Bottle
It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small.