Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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82. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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83. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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84. Ain't No Party Like a Communist Party

See also Russian.

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85. Things I Hate

1. Anonymous Posts on the Internet
2. Bad Speleing
3. Irony
4. Lists

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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87. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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88. Same Shit, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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89. You Are My Oprah

Added by Anthony on December 21, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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90. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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