I found this out the hard way.
An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.
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Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.