Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

Added by Scimone on January 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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82. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

Added by Meez on January 12, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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83. You Sunk My Battleship!

See also Games.

Added by DTrain on December 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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84. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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85. Blowing Something to Smithereens

See also Violence.

Added by Ryan on November 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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86. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Foreign, Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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87. A Moment on the Lips, a Lifetime on the Hips

A guy said this while turning down a piece of cake at a wedding this weekend—it tickled me. See also Diets, Obesity.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2010| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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88. More Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Added by CaptainKrill on April 5, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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89. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

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90. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |