Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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83. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

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84. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol, Dumbtospeakaloud.

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85. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

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86. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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87. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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88. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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89. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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90. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.

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