Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

See also Clothes.

Added by Brian on November 25, 2007| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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82. Everyone's a Wiseguy

Usually spoken by someone's father.

Added by Ryan on November 15, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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83. And How!

Does anyone say this anymore? See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2007| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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84. Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on October 1, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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85. No Big Whoop

Added by Brian on September 30, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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86. You Keep Drinkin', I'll Keep Thinkin'

See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on September 4, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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87. Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

From the song of the same name by the country group Big and Rich. See also Music.

Added by Ryan on August 27, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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88. I Kiss Better than I Cook

This one is actually kind of sweet.

Added by Brian on August 20, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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89. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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90. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

No lie, it's true.

Added by Tyler on August 5, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |