Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. If Life Gives You Melons, You May be Dyslexic

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82. It's All Sh*ts and Giggles 'til Someone Giggles and Sh*ts

Trust me. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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83. You're a Rude Dude, so Change Your 'Tude

So says cool 80's mom. See also 80's.

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84. Just Like the Gypsy Woman Said...

And as said on Archer. See also Gypsies.

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85. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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86. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

Added by Chris on May 31, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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87. Commas Save Lives

Let's eat grandma.
No.
Lets eat, grandma. See also Grammar.

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88. May the 4th Be With You

And that's why we celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th. See also Holidays.

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89. You Can't Touch Music, But Music Can Touch You

See also Music.

Added by Jokester9 on April 11, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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90. All Up in the Kool-Aid, and Don't Even Know the Flavor

Why you all up in my business? Mind your own.

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