Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.

Added by Frank on January 28, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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82. Tighter than a Dolphin's Ass

That's pretty tight. See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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83. Go Fly a Kite

Classic brush-off of suburban mothers.

Added by Brian on December 29, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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84. Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.

Added by Maya on December 17, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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85. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

See also Clothes.

Added by Brian on November 25, 2007| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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86. Everyone's a Wiseguy

Usually spoken by someone's father.

Added by Ryan on November 15, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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87. And How!

Does anyone say this anymore? See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2007| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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88. Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on October 1, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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89. No Big Whoop

Added by Brian on September 30, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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90. You Keep Drinkin', I'll Keep Thinkin'

See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on September 4, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |