Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

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82. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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83. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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84. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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85. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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86. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.

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87. Texting While Driving KILLS

And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.

Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.

See also Cars, Safety.

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88. I Mustache You a Question. Shave It for Later.

See also Hair.

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89. If Life Gives You Melons, You May be Dyslexic

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90. It's All Sh*ts and Giggles 'til Someone Giggles and Sh*ts

Trust me. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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