Funny Sayings

81. Nothing's Sweeter than Derek Jeter

As spoken by middle-aged women at Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.

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82. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

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83. That is the Smartest Thing I Have Ever Heard Anyone Say About Anything.

See also Hyperbole.

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84. Tough Titty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

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85. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

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86. That's Bullshit, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

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87. "Playtime is Over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

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88. Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy. See also Comics, Southern.

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89. These Colors Don't Run

Especially funny when misapplied. See also Patriotic.

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90. It's Better to be Pissed off than Pissed on

See also Bathroom.

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