Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. It's Only a Party if Your Pants Are Off

Ain't that the truth ;) See also Nudity.

Added by Meez on November 13, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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82. It'll Move Like Shit Through a Goose

Seriously, geese shit like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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83. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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84. Keep Your Hair On!

A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.

Added by ScotFinch on October 31, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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85. Omg That Was Omg

In other words, "I can't believe it!"

Added by Amanda on October 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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86. That's What He Said

That's right, that's what he said.

Added by Ryan on September 16, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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87. Crap a Shit

When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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88. Crazier than a Shit-House Rat

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2009| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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89. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

Added by Tim on February 19, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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90. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |