Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

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82. Let's Ditch This Bitch

A popular call for leaving an unpopular party. See also Party, Profanity.

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83. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

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84. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

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85. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

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Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.

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86. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

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87. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

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88. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!

Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.

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89. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.

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90. Tighter than a Dolphin's Ass

That's pretty tight. See also Animals.

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