Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

81. Off Her Tits

Britishism for a woman who is really drunk. See also Alcohol, British.

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82. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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83. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

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84. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

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85. Let's Ditch This Bitch

A popular call for leaving an unpopular party. See also Party, Profanity.

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86. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

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87. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

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88. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

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89. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

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90. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

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