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Funny Things to Do

1. Look Down Your Shirt and Spell ATTIC

You know you had to think about it.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 23, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

2. Fantasy Island

"Da Plane, Da Plane". The TV show where people found out what they really wanted was to stay off cheesy 70's TV. See also 70's.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 20, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. Please Park in Our Rear

My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 20, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

4. Rolling Rubber

This is a tire store in Cedar City, Utah. See also Sophomoric.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 19, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. Hairy Butt Rash

This seems to be the latest insult on the playground where I was on recess duty. See also Kids.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 6, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

6. Toquerville, Utah

It sounds like "Toker ville," but many people mistakenly pronounce it "To queer ville."

Added by grouchyteacher on May 6, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. Exciter Box

The jet engine equivalent of a magneto (which, quite frankly, I didn't realize was real either).

Added by grouchyteacher on April 29, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry for Tomorrow You May be in Utah

See also Utah.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 18, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Create an Email Alert for May 21 Doomsday

When I searched May 21 on Google, this is what I got. Like I'll need an email telling me the world is ending. See also Computers.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 18, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |