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Funny Foods

11. Bacon in a Can

As advertised on www.bacontoday.com, this stuff is better than sliced bread.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 6, 2010| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

12. Heavyset

A nice way to say someone is fat See also Obesity.

Added by grouchyteacher on January 9, 2010| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

13. Cuirass

Armor covering the torso—and yes, it's pronounced "queer ass". See also Weapons.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 31, 2009| 3 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

14. Thomas Crapper

While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 28, 2009| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

15. Looks Like Hell Had an Auction

My grandma's favorite saying for a messy room. See also Elderly.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 27, 2009| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

16. Hula Chair

Shake yourself skinny while you are at your desk—find the infomercial and laugh yourself skinny—seriously. See also Fitness, Infomercials.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 22, 2009| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

17. Weenie Boats

A gourmet dish from my in-laws involving hot dogs, mashed potatoes and cheese. See also Meat.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 20, 2009| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

18. Engelbert Humperdinck

A smarmy British singer—this is not his real name by the way. See also British, Music.

Added by grouchyteacher on February 14, 2009| 4 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

19. University of Utah Fight Song

The song is called "I Am a Utah Man" and uses the terms "jolliest", "merriment", and "we're up to snuff." I can't believe that the female students haven't revolted. See also College.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 30, 2008| 5 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

20. Cowboy Boots and Your Football Uniform

Worn in small towns all over Utah, Nevada, Idaho, and Wyoming, but only after practice. Don't forget your cowboy hat.

Added by grouchyteacher on October 14, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike