Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

51. To a Toad, There is Nothing So Lovely as a She-Toad

Oscar Wilde said it. Useful for when you see an especially freaky looking couple.

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52. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes

A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.

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53. Nuckin' Futs

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54. Please Park in Our Rear

My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.

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55. Leaving Boston is the Only Thing to Do in Boston

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

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56. Pobody's Nerfect

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58. Moshi Moshi

The way to say hello when answering the phone in Japan. Fun for other countries too. See also Japanese.

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59. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry for Tomorrow You May be in Utah

See also Utah.

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60. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

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