Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

52. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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53. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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54. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

Added by antb225 on December 2, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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56. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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57. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger.

Then it hit me.

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60. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

Added by SpaceGhost on October 9, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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