Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
51. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants
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52. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.
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54. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
See also Birds.
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55. There's no cow on the ice.
A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
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56. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times
See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.
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57. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278
You were too lazy to read those numbers.
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58. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.
That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.
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60. √-1 2^3 − π... And it was Delicious!
Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also Math.