Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

51. Trying to Understand Women is Like Trying to Smell the Color 9

See also Sexism, Women.

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52. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't

See also Poems.

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53. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

Added by a Guest on February 16, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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55. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

Added by a Guest on February 7, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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56. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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57. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

Added by antb225 on December 2, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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59. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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60. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger.

Then it hit me.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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