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51. Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

From the song of the same name by the country group Big and Rich. See also Music.

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52. I Kiss Better than I Cook

This one is actually kind of sweet.

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53. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

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54. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

No lie, it's true.

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55. Nothing's Sweeter than Derek Jeter

As spoken by middle-aged women at Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.

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56. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

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57. That is the Smartest Thing I Have Ever Heard Anyone Say About Anything.

See also Hyperbole.

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58. Tough Titty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

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59. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

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60. That's Bullshit, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

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