The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.
Oscar Wilde said it. Useful for when you see an especially freaky looking couple.
A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.
My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.