Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

32. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

Added by Anthony on September 10, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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33. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates...

It doesn't last long for fat people. See also Chocolate, Obesity.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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34. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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35. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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36. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

Added by GalacticGummi on August 4, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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38. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

Added by a Guest on July 8, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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39. It is Bad Luck to be Superstitious

See also Oxymoron.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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40. A.S.A.F.P.

See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on June 12, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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