Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry for Tomorrow You May be in Utah

See also Utah.

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32. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

Added by Scimone on January 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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33. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

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34. You Sunk My Battleship!

See also Games.

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35. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

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36. Blowing Something to Smithereens

See also Violence.

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37. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Foreign, Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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38. A Moment on the Lips, a Lifetime on the Hips

A guy said this while turning down a piece of cake at a wedding this weekend—it tickled me. See also Diets, Obesity.

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39. More Than You Can Shake a Stick At

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40. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

Added by tommy22 on March 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |