An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.
This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.
A stellar variation on the "football bat" - a timeless jewel.