Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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32. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

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33. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

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34. Let's Ditch This Bitch

A popular call for leaving an unpopular party. See also Party, Profanity.

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35. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

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Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?

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36. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

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37. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

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38. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

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39. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

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40. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!

Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.

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