Inherently Funny Sayings

 
31.
 

These Colors Don't Run

Especially funny when misapplied.

Funny Sayings | December 27, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Patriotic

 
 
 
 
32.
 

It's Better to be Pissed off Than Pissed on

Funny Sayings | December 17, 2006 | 4 Comments | Tagged Bathroom

 
 
 
 
33.
 

Hotter Than a Wet Hornet

Funny Sayings | December 15, 2006 | 1 Comment | Tagged Animals

 
 
 
 
34.
 

Bros Before Hos

Funny Sayings | December 15, 2006 | 4 Comments

 
 
 
 
35.
 

There's Something About an Aqua Velva Man

Yes, he buys cheap cologne in drugstores.

Funny Sayings | December 4, 2006 | 4 Comments | Tagged Commercials

 
 
 
 
36.
 

I haven't had so much fun since the hogs ate little sister.

This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic.

Funny Sayings | April 4, 2006 | 1 Comment | Tagged Animals

 
 
 
 
37.
 

Getting Paid, Getting Laid

If true, not a bad response to "What have you been up to?"

Funny Sayings | January 21, 2006 | 1 Comment

 
 
 
 
38.
 

The bear knows about forty stories, but all of them are about pears.

This is apparently a Turkish saying.

Funny Sayings | January 17, 2006 | 2 Comments | Tagged Translation