Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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32. My Dog Barks Thunder and Shits Greatness

See also Dogs, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 20, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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33. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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34. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

Added by awesomenessqueen66 on September 24, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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36. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

Added by Anthony on September 10, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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37. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates...

It doesn't last long for fat people. See also Chocolate, Obesity.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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38. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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39. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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40. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

Added by GalacticGummi on August 4, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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