Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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32. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger.

Then it hit me.

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35. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

Added by SpaceGhost on October 9, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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36. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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37. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

Added by Marandola on October 5, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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39. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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