Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

33. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

See also Utensils.

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Funny Sayings

35. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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Funny Sayings

36. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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38. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

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39. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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40. If Quizzes Are Quizzical, then Tests Are...

See also Body, Sophomoric.

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