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31.
These Colors Don't Run
Especially funny when misapplied.
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35.
There's Something About an Aqua Velva Man
Yes, he buys cheap cologne in drugstores.
36.
I haven't had so much fun since the hogs ate little sister.
This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic.
37.
Getting Paid, Getting Laid
If true, not a bad response to "What have you been up to?"
38.
The bear knows about forty stories, but all of them are about pears.
This is apparently a Turkish saying.