Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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32. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel

See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.

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33. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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34. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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35. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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38. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

See also Utensils.

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40. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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