Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

31. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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32. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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33. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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34. Totes Brill

Or totally brilliant. See also 10's.

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35. "Hey Y'all, Watch This!"

Southern saying, usually before you say or do something really stupid. See also Southern.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

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36. A Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs

Southern saying for someone who is very nervous.

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38. It's Called Going to Work, Not Going to Fun

So says my dad. See also Work.

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39. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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40. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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