Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

21. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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22. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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23. Nothing is Impossible, Except Women

See also Sexism, Women.

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24. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person.

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25. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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26. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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27. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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28. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It

See also Teenagers.

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29. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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30. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

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