A guy said this while turning down a piece of cake at a wedding this weekend—it tickled me. See also Diets, Obesity.
Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.
This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.
A stellar variation on the "football bat" - a timeless jewel.
The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.