Inherently Funny Sayings

 
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You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time.

Funny Sayings | August 6, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Profanity

 
 
 
 
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Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

No lie, it's true.

Funny Sayings | August 5, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
23.
 

Nothing's Sweeter Than Derek Jeter

As spoken by middle-aged women at Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm."

Funny Sayings | June 9, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Baseball

 
 
 
 
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Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

Funny Sayings | June 2, 2007 | 3 Comments

 
 
 
 
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That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

Funny Sayings | January 25, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
28.
 

That's Bullshit, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received.

Funny Sayings | January 18, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Computers, Profanity

 
 
 
 
29.
 

"Playtime is over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

Funny Sayings | January 17, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
30.
 

Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy.

Funny Sayings | January 7, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Comics, Southern