Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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62. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

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63. Well Played, Sir

Response for when your friend says something funny.

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64. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

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65. Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I'm Made of Stone

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66. Off Her Tits

Britishism for a woman who is really drunk. See also Alcohol, British.

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67. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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68. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

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69. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

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70. Let's Ditch This Bitch

A popular call for leaving an unpopular party. See also Party, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |