Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

62. Moshi Moshi

The way to say hello when answering the phone in Japan. Fun for other countries too. See also Japanese.

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63. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry for Tomorrow You May be in Utah

See also Utah.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 18, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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64. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

Added by Scimone on January 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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65. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

Added by Meez on January 12, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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66. You Sunk My Battleship!

See also Games.

Added by DTrain on December 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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67. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

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68. Blowing Something to Smithereens

See also Violence.

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69. Make Sex

"Do you want to make sex?" See also Foreign, Sex.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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70. A Moment on the Lips, a Lifetime on the Hips

A guy said this while turning down a piece of cake at a wedding this weekend—it tickled me. See also Diets, Obesity.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2010| 5 Comments | You Like This |