Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

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62. I'm Not Totally Useless,I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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63. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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64. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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65. Nothing is Impossible, Except Women

See also Sexism, Women.

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66. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person.

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67. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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68. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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69. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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70. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It

See also Teenagers.

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