Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. You Can't Touch Music, But Music Can Touch You

See also Music.

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62. All Up in the Kool-Aid, and Don't Even Know the Flavor

Why you all up in my business? Mind your own.

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63. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

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64. I'm Not Totally Useless,I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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65. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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66. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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67. Nothing is Impossible, Except Women

See also Sexism, Women.

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68. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person.

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69. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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70. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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