Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

63. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

Added by SpaceGhost on October 9, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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64. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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65. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

Added by Marandola on October 5, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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67. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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69. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

Added by AndiJay on September 6, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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70. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol, Dumbtospeakaloud.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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