Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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63. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

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64. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol, Dumbtospeakaloud.

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65. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

Added by Anthony on August 9, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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66. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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67. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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68. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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69. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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70. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 2, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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