Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

62. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger.

Then it hit me.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

65. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

Added by SpaceGhost on October 9, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny saying.

Funny Sayings

66. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

67. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

Added by Marandola on October 5, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

69. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Top Contributors of Funny Sayings

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.