Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, it Doesn't Last as Long for Fat People

See also Obesity.

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62. Trying to Understand Women is Like Trying to Smell the Color 9

See also Sexism, Women.

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63. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't

See also Poems.

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64. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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66. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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67. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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68. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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70. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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