Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. Omg That Was Omg

In other words, "I can't believe it!"

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62. That's What He Said

That's right, that's what he said.

Added by Ryan on September 16, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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63. Crap a Shit

When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.

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64. Crazier than a Shit-House Rat

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65. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

Added by Tim on February 19, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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66. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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67. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

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68. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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69. Harder than Chinese Math

When something is very difficult or complex. See also Asian.

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70. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African, Animals, Foreign.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |