Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

61. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

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62. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

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63. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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64. Harder than Chinese Math

When something is very difficult or complex. See also Asian.

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65. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African, Animals, Foreign.

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66. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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67. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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68. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

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69. Well Played, Sir

Response for when your friend says something funny.

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70. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

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