Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
112. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday
Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.
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113. You Can Bite My Sandwich, but Please Don't Pinch My Buns
I saw this on the back of a Schlotzsky's delivery truck. Kudos to them for standing up against sexual harassment!
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114. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
A sentence that translates to " The Buffalo from Buffalo that Buffalo from Buffalo intimidate (which has buffalo as a synonym) bully (same thing) Buffalo from Buffalo.
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115. Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships
A ship designed for shipping ships, shipping ships designed for shipping. To make it less confusing, it's a "ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships." See also Boats.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
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116. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.
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117. I Like to Make Small Spelling Mistakes in My Sentences.
You looked for one didn't you?
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119. This a website, I Have No Rope, This Poem is Dumb, Soap.
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120. Your Fingers Have Finger Tips, but Your Toes Don't Have Toe Tips
Yet you can tip-toe... See also Feet.