Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
151. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It
Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.
Funny Sayings
154. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.
It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
Funny Sayings
156. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel
See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.
Funny Sayings
157. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!
An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
158. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas
Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.
Funny Sayings
159. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!
See also Obesity.