Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
172. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, Those Who Don't, and Those Who Weren't Expecting a Base 3 Joke
See also Computers.
Funny Sayings
173. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't
See also Poems.
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174. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei
German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.
Funny Sayings
175. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.
See also Pets.
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176. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats
Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.
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177. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner
Mind blown.
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178. I’m CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. Shop
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179. I Love Everybody
Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.