Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
201. If Life Gives You Melons, You May be Dyslexic
Funny Sayings
202. It's All Sh*ts and Giggles 'til Someone Giggles and Sh*ts
Trust me. See also Profanity, Scatological.
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205. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.
In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.
This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.
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207. May the 4th Be With You
And that's why we celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th. See also Holidays.
Funny Sayings
209. All Up in the Kool-Aid, and Don't Even Know the Flavor
Why you all up in my business? Mind your own.
Funny Sayings
210. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.
Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.