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231. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, and Those Who Don't.

See also Computers, Nerds.

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232. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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233. Same Sh*t, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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234. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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235. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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236. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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237. Totes Brill

Or totally brilliant. See also 10's.

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238. "Hey Y'all, Watch This!"

Southern saying, usually before you say or do something really stupid. See also Southern.

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239. A Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs

Southern saying for someone who is very nervous.

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240. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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