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211. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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212. I'm Not Totally Useless: I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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213. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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214. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person. See also Legos.

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215. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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216. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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217. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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218. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It

See also Teenagers.

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219. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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220. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

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