Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

41. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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42. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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43. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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45. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

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46. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger.

Then it hit me.

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49. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

Added by SpaceGhost on October 9, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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50. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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