Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

41. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

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42. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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43. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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45. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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46. It is Bad Luck to be Superstitious

See also Oxymoron.

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47. A.S.A.F.P.

See also Profanity.

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48. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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49. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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50. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel

See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.

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