Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

41. You Are My Oprah

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42. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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43. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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44. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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45. Totes Brill

Or totally brilliant. See also 10's.

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46. "Hey Y'all, Watch This!"

Southern saying, usually before you say or do something really stupid. See also Southern.

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47. A Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs

Southern saying for someone who is very nervous.

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49. It's Called Going to Work, Not Going to Fun

So says my dad. See also Work.

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50. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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