Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

41. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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43. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

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44. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol, Dumbtospeakaloud.

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45. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

Added by Anthony on August 9, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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46. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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47. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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48. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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49. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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50. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.

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