Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

42. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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43. Same Shit, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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44. You Are My Oprah

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45. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

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46. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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47. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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48. Totes Brill

Or totally brilliant. See also 10's.

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49. "Hey Y'all, Watch This!"

Southern saying, usually before you say or do something really stupid. See also Southern.

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50. A Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs

Southern saying for someone who is very nervous.

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