Funny Sayings
And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
See also Bible.
See also Bible.
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Comments
lol
aaliyah davis on June 3, 2020
god: make the world mostly water angels: makes sense no one will be theirste god: make it undrinkable angels: boi! you crazy? sigh ok
harry potato on July 21, 2020
This is from the far side!
Plagerist! on October 20, 2020
If only he came sixth he would have won TWO toasters
someone else on January 5, 2021
what if god came down to earth, said "its pronounced jod" and left- John would ask for his eternal life
jim on January 11, 2021
My parents cracked up at this, I plan to tell this to my pastor when I see him again.
Yeetaleetthesecond on February 3, 2022