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Funny T-Shirts

11. I'm on a Pussy Hunt!

Even today it shocks. Signature male white trash t-shirt/ballcap impression. Do they still sell these?

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Funny Things

12. Columbus Day

First, he didn't discover shit. He did enslave, torture, and murder native Caribbeans to extinction. He was even up on charges for being too harsh, and for the Spanish, that's saying a lot. He bounced around, often getting lost, under constant threat of mutiny. Let's have a federal holiday! See also Holidays.

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Funny People

13. The Guy Who Gave You Shit in High School

It is ten years later, and there he is as you roll up in your car- at the pay window of a fast food place. He sees you, you see him. He gives you your food, and your change, and who's laughing now, Champ?

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Funny Things to Do

15. Old Farts' Rehearsed Ranting About Health Care

All these over-65's enjoying Uncle Sugar's MedicAid, MediCare, Soc. Security, worried about a "government takeover" of their health care. Where do you they think their free care, and monthly checks, come from? See also Government.

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Tim

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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy reading history books, hiking, Adam Carolla Project, Stephanie Miller Show, Daily Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs.