52. Sock Suspenders Shop
Worn by men before the advent of elastics and miracle stretch-fabrics to keep their socks from sagging. See also Old-Timey.
55. Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.
Revolutionary social change in a snack food, this iconic 70's candied popcorn made you feel like you were getting something over on "The Man", and somehow doing something subversive. See also 70's, Snacks.
57. Bacon Sandwiches
Lots of butter, lots of bacon. That's it. A Northern Wisconsin staple and a welcome addition to ice fishing, snowshoeing, snowmobiling, etc.
58. Bad Lay
A real self-esteem crusher when yelled at someone in front of others. See also Sex.
59. Track Suit
Wearing the same track suit all day, every day; and, I mean every day. Especially in garish colors - added bonus if you're constantly telling people how much it costs - Might as well wear a sign that says: "Won't even look for a job." See also Failures.