Tim's Entries

Funny Quotes

51. "Your friends stab you in the front."

This is why Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

52. One Wheel in the Sand

"That guy's got one wheel in the sand." Sort of like "not playing with a full deck," that sort of thing.

Added by Tim on August 14, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

53. Two Fried Eggs

Classy. See also Clothes.

Added by Tim on May 10, 2008| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

54. Foxy Brown

Almost overwhelming in its greatness; message, memorable quotes, raw imagery, color and patterns, even the title. Pam Grier, you are the real deal.

Added by Tim on May 5, 2008| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

55. White Guy With No Shirt

Always guilty on "Cops" and other shows. -Do you have any drugs? - No. -What are these? -Drugs. Should just save time and arrest them on the spot. See also White Trash.

Added by Tim on April 8, 2008| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

56. Your Mama's So Fat, She Ate the Internet

From the distinguished line of your mama jokes.

Added by Tim on March 21, 2008| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

57. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

Added by Tim on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

58. Baboons With Big Red Butts

Added by Tim on March 17, 2008| 7 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

59. Sock Suspenders Shop

Because any woman will tell you there’s nothing sexier than a man with his socks pulled up and his shirt tucked in. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tim on March 13, 2008| 3 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

60. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

Added by Tim on March 9, 2008| 4 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike