See also Old-Timey.
My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.
The name says it all. This is usually used to describe a ride that is very stiff and uncomfortable, as in "This car rides rougher than a two-goat cart". See also Old-Timey.
The foolproof way to disguise and transport your firearms. See also Old-Timey.
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.
... and then using smelling salts to revive the person. See also Old-Timey.