173 Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”
Funny Jobs
21. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.
Funny Things
22. Fish Skeletons
Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
25. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair
Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
26. Blowing Dust off of a Book
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
27. Giving Your Teacher an Apple
I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
28. Defying The Laws Of Gravity
Basically running off a cliff and waiting a few seconds before falling. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.