Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Things to Do

11. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe

The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on May 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

12. Mr. Clever Clogs

A bygone insult for a fast-footed show-off. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Brian on January 12, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

13. Antivivisectionists

See also Old-Timey, Victorian.

Added by Anthony on September 14, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

14. Sleeping Nine to a Bed

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on March 22, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

15. Organ Grinder

Usually requires a monkey and tin cup. See also Old-Timey.

Added by megafisc on December 20, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

16. Scullery Maid

The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 7, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

17. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

19. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

20. Slangwhanger

A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer. See also Old-Timey.

Added by knepsam on February 21, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |