Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Jobs

11. Scullery Maid

The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 7, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

12. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

14. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

15. Slangwhanger

A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer. See also Old-Timey.

Added by knepsam on February 21, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

16. Snollygoster

A person who can't be trusted. See also Old-Timey.

Added by knepsam on February 21, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

17. Tatterdemalion

A child in rags. See also Old-Timey.

Added by knepsam on February 21, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

18. Snickersnee

A long knife. See also Old-Timey.

Added by knepsam on February 21, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

19. Two-Goat Cart

The name says it all. This is usually used to describe a ride that is very stiff and uncomfortable, as in "This car rides rougher than a two-goat cart". See also Old-Timey.

Added by Opossum on February 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

20. Carrying Machine Guns in Violin Cases

The foolproof way to disguise and transport your firearms. See also Old-Timey.

Added by DieterW on October 27, 2010| Comment | You Like This |