Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Things to Do

41. Hitting Someone over the Head with a Frying Pan

Disgruntled women, unite! See also Old-Timey.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 8, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

42. Solving a Murder on a Train

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

43. Biting Stick

Both safer and cheaper than anesthesia. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Clothes

44. Hand Muffs Shop

What's wrong with mittens? See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Clothes

45. Monocles Shop

Add a top-hat and you're really talkin' style. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

46. Panty Raids

See also College, Lingerie, Old-Timey.

Added by Meez on November 24, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

47. Gesticulating With a Pipe

Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

48. Wisenheimer

One who is obnoxiously self-assertive and arrogant. Informal know-it-all also known as a saucebox, smart aleck, smarty, smarty-pants, wiseacre, wisecracker, or wise guy. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Jeff on July 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

49. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

50. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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