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Pince-nez
French for "pinch nose," pince-nez are the earpieceless eyeglasses popularized by Theodore Roosevelt.
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And How!
Does anyone say this anymore?
33.
Hat Pins
As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass.
34.
Whirling Dervish
This dude.
35.
Diving Horses
That's right, diving horses.
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The Vapors
Predominately afflicts Southern belles.
38.
Hobo
Unfortunately, they were hunted into extinction in the 1930's.
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