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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Yo Mama's So Fat, She's on BOTH Sides of the Family!

Ouch.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. To Mamas So Fat, when She Sat on a Quarter, a Booger Came out of George Washington's Nose!

That be one fat Mama!

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Yo Mama's So Fat, She Has to Take Selfies in Panorama Mode!

One word: f-a-t.

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Funny Insults

4. You're So Stupid, You Couldn't Pour the Water out of a Boot if the Directions Were on the Heel!

Yous stupid if thisiz true 'bout you, or youz nonexsistent.

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5. Q: How Did the Blonde Try to Kill the Bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.

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6. Why Do Blondes Find It So Difficult to Write the Number 11?

Because they can't figure out which 1 comes first!

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7. Q: Why Did the Blonde Stare at Frozen Orange Juice Can for 2 Hours?

A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

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8. Q: What Do You Call a Blonde with Half a Brain?

A: Gifted!

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9. Why Do Blondes Have TGIF Written on Their Shoes?

Toes Go In First

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10. Why Do Blondes Always Smile During a Lightning Storm?

They think they're getting their picture taken.

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I am what I am. Unfunny. (yes, that is a word, if you do question it, why are you reading my "blurb?" (Hey, that's what they call it, look it up!)