UnfunnyOne's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
1. To Mamas So Fat, when She Sat on a Quarter, a Booger Came out of George Washington's Nose!
That be one fat Mama!
Funny Insults
4. You're So Stupid, You Couldn't Pour the Water out of a Boot if the Directions Were on the Heel!
Yous stupid if thisiz true 'bout you, or youz nonexsistent.
Funny People
6. What Did the Blonde Do when She Learned That 90% if Accidents Occur Around the Home?
She moved.
Funny People
8. Why Do Blondes Always Smile During a Lightning Storm?
They think they're getting their picture taken.
Funny People
9. Q: Why Did the Blonde Stare at Frozen Orange Juice Can for 2 Hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Funny People
10. Why Do Blondes Find It So Difficult to Write the Number 11?
Because they can't figure out which 1 comes first!