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Funny Songs
1. "Bowie's in Space" by Flight of the Conchords
It's true. Bowie uses his nipple antennae to transmit data back to Earth. See also Singers, Television.
Funny Things to Do
2. Replacing Your Grandma's Peanut M&Ms with Lemonheads in a Dark Theater
She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
3. Laughing While Clapping Your Hands And Crying, "More! Entertain Me!" in an English Accent
Funny Things to Do
4. Reminding Taylor Lautner Fans That Their Dreamboat Was Once Shark Boy
And receiving a mixture of horrified looks and angry shrieks. See also Celebrities.
Funny Things to Do
5. Pointing a Hairdryer at Passing Traffic
While doing this, one should also be dressed like Ziggy Stardust and shouting, "Funky, funky space-gun, man!"
Funny Things to Do
6. Inhaling Sharply While Kissing
Usually something to be done with someone who loves you greatly, or with someone you will never see again, this action causes the other person to make a distinct snorting noise and creates sinus discomfort.
Funny Things to Do
7. Girls Buying Nair While Wearing Fake Mustaches
Wig out your checkout lady. See also Pranks.
Funny Advice
8. Be Careful
Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.
Funny Advice
9. Drive Safe
Well, what are you supposed to say?
"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.
Funny People
10. The Beard Appreciation Society
A Facebook group for admirers of thriving gardens of facial hair. See also Hair.
ziggyzaster
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I enjoy black coffee, art galleries, history, and long walks on the beach. I am in search of a redhe -- hey, wait. This isn't my eHarmony profile, is it?