ziggyzaster's Entries

Funny Songs

1. "Bowie's in Space" by Flight of the Conchords

It's true. Bowie uses his nipple antennae to transmit data back to Earth. See also Singers, Television.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Reminding Taylor Lautner Fans That Their Dreamboat Was Once Shark Boy

And receiving a mixture of horrified looks and angry shrieks. See also Celebrities.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 26, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Pointing a Hairdryer at Passing Traffic

While doing this, one should also be dressed like Ziggy Stardust and shouting, "Funky, funky space-gun, man!"

Added by ziggyzaster on November 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Inhaling Sharply While Kissing

Usually something to be done with someone who loves you greatly, or with someone you will never see again, this action causes the other person to make a distinct snorting noise and creates sinus discomfort.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Girls Buying Nair While Wearing Fake Mustaches

Wig out your checkout lady. See also Pranks.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

10. The Beard Appreciation Society

A Facebook group for admirers of thriving gardens of facial hair. See also Hair.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 24, 2009| Comment | You Like This |