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Funny Things to Do

21. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You

Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 9, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

22. Absquatulate

1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

23. "It was a crime of passion, Jan, not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled."

Michael Scott of Dunder Mifflin. See also Office, Sitcom, Television.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 7, 2009| Comment | You Like This |