Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.
1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.