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71. Make It Happen, Captain

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72. Rub Some Dirt on It

Thanks coach! See also Children, Sports.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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73. Don't be That Guy

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74. Be Careful

Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 24, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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75. Drive Safe

Well, what are you supposed to say?

"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 24, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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76. Walk It Off

Probably the least helpful medical advice ever. See also Medicine.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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77. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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78. Don't Get Caught in Bed With a Living Boy or a Dead Hooker

Solid advice for politicians. See also Prostitution, Sex.

Added by a Guest on February 3, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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79. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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80. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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