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71. Drive Safe

Well, what are you supposed to say?

"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 24, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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72. Walk It Off

Probably the least helpful medical advice ever. See also Medicine.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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73. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs

They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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74. Don't Get Caught in Bed With a Living Boy or a Dead Hooker

Solid advice for politicians. See also Prostitution, Sex.

Added by a Guest on February 3, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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75. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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76. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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77. XYZPDQ

Added by a Guest on September 1, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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79. You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful

Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. See also Celebrities, Television.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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80. Stop Drinking Haterade

See also Drinks.

Added by Brian on April 9, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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