Entries Tagged “Violence”

Funny Sayings

1. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3. Blackened Eye Stricken by the Karate Chicken

Someone has a black eye, after a fight with his girlfriend. See also Black Eye, Karate, Violence.

Added by Zorzi on March 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Whisternefet

An old word meaning a sharp slap. See also Violence.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

5. Sniper Crowbar

A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

6. Slobberknocker

A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. Blowing Something to Smithereens

See also Violence.

Added by Ryan on November 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

8. Rumpus

A noisy clamor. It could be a party or a fight! What a versatile word! See also Violence.

Added by Opossum on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

9. The Back Up

Molded plastic designed to "make your shotgun accessible from the lying position in your bed." See also Violence, Weapons.

Added by Anthony on August 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |