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21. Put Some Prance in Your Dance

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22. Don't Sneeze When You're Pregnant and Have to Pee

So you don't accidentally pee your pants or have your baby.

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23. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

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24. Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

See also Fruits, Sex.

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25. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

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26. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

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27. The Early Bird May Catch the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

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28. Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.

See also 60's, Television.

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29. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

See also Lingerie, Women.

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30. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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