Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest. See also Dances, Homosexual.
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny advice.
Like "eatin' ain't cheatin," another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.
This reminds me of another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true contention, "Sharing is Caring." See also Sex.