Funny Advice

21. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest. See also Dances, Homosexual.

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I had to learn that the hard way. See also Bathroom.

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Like "eatin' ain't cheatin," another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.

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This reminds me of another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true contention, "Sharing is Caring." See also Sex.

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