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31. Oregon Ungreeting Cards

Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.

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32. Flowbee

Vacuum hair-cutting system. See also 80's, Hair.

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33. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.

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34. Rubber Sheets

They are for kids/people that wet the bed. See also Bathroom.

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35. Hula Chair

Shake yourself skinny while you are at your desk—find the infomercial and laugh yourself skinny—seriously. See also Fitness, Infomercials.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny product.

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36. Shake Weight

It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.

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37. Forest Faces

Faces for trees. No doubt inspires factory-floor exclamations of "What the f*ck?" in Chinese. See also Trees.

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38. 1-800-COLLECT

Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.

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39. The Female Condom

These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.

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40. Poo~Pourri

With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

Added by ScotFinch on November 2, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |