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31. Drakkar Noir

Included in this commercial are (in order): sunglasses, skis, shirtless archery, shirtless boxing, vigorous toweling, the donning of a mock-turtleneck, a woman running in a red dress, the closing of a brief case that appears to perhaps contain a gun, the closing of a lighter, the red-dress woman again, the striking of a cue ball, the rolling of dice, the dunking of an olive in a martini, nuzzling, and a speed boat. Or, in other words, my typical Thursday night. See also 80's.

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32. Steering Wheel Desk Tray

I don't know—seems a little dangerous. See also Cars, Dangerous.

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33. Cotton Balls

See also Hygiene.

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34. Oregon Ungreeting Cards

Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.

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35. Flowbee

Vacuum hair-cutting system. See also 80's, Hair.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny product.

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36. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.

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37. Rubber Sheets

They are for kids/people that wet the bed. See also Bathroom.

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38. Hula Chair

Shake yourself skinny while you are at your desk—find the infomercial and laugh yourself skinny—seriously. See also Fitness, Infomercials.

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39. Shake Weight

It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.

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40. Forest Faces

Faces for trees. No doubt inspires factory-floor exclamations of "What the f*ck?" in Chinese. See also Trees.

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