For when equipment-free facercise is not enough. See also Unnecessary.
I suppose it was only a matter of time. See also Dogs, Pets, Unnecessary.
Molded plastic designed to "make your shotgun accessible from the lying position in your bed." See also Violence, Weapons.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny product?
Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head growth? See also Hair.
Finally, after over one hundred years, an innovation in wiping your ass. See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.
For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial killer glow. See also 80's, Commercials, Women.
Ummm, how does one explain this? See also Cars, Commercials, Women.